WE CAN MAKE YOU A KARATE HERO... IN SEVEN MINUTES!
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You’d better pratctice with the fierce sounds of your karate heroes, because you are about to become ONE OF THEM!
Yes: we can turn you into a karate master between the main course and the dessert! Karate in seven minutes will show you a series of exercises so effective and so easy that even your grandma could do it! You’ll learn the palm of the dragon, the drunk squirrel and the heat seeking knuckles... these are just some of the deadly techniques you’ll experiment before the seventh minute of this incredible course! Only 3.90!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed!

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