WELCOME TO OUR GADGET FACTORY

Is your life a long series of disappointments?
Do you long to be loved?
Do you think everything can be solved with one quick fix?
If so, you’re the customer that we’re looking for!
You need one of our fabulous range of gadgets to show you just how wonderful your life could be if you weren’t such a hopeless loser.

Greetings folks, I’m Gennaro Bronson, the president of Beloved Irma’s Toys and gadgets.
We’re constantly updating our marvelllous (where the extra L stands for “lots of gadgets”) website with a catalogue of our latest and best products;

GENNARO BRONSON
CEO of BELOVED IRMA’S TOYS AND GADGETS

  • Created with passion

    Every gadget is carefully created by Daisy Bronson, who brought you such classics such as The pinatta costume, Instant French Pills and The reanimator Trombone.

  • Satisfaction guaranteed

    Feel the satisfaction of using a gadget that really does what it promises.

  • Lightning Fast Deliveries

    Order a gadget today and have it directly to your home in no time! Try to believe!

  • Less side effects

    Now’s there’s 27% less chance of our gadgets causing harmful side-effects to you and major structural damage to your property because every day, in every way, we’re getting better and better!

What our customers say about us

Nando Ferrera

Je ne peux pas arrêter de parler des Français! Même quand j’écris!

Nando Ferrera(instant french pills)
Timmy Tattle

WHERE THE HELL IS MY SUPER GLOVE?!?!

Timmy Tattle(Maxi growth powder)
Jordy Jordan

Hey my face got blank! I want my black eye back!

Jordy Jordan(The Face Shifter)
Gennaro Bronson

BUY SOMETHING, DAMN YOU!

Gennaro BronsonCEO BITG
Daisy Bronson

Why can’t I have a normal dad?

Daisy BronsonResearch and Development
Sheamus Davis

Wooooyaaaaaah

Sheamus Davis(Karate in seven minutes)